me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
♂: I am a boy who has a crush on you
♀: I am a girl who has a crush on you
∞: I am other who has a crush on you
✂: Just delete your tumblr already
✌: You’re awesome
♡: I love your blog
❁: You’re beautiful
✓: I hate you
☹: You’re ugly
☀: I want to fuck you
♬: I wish we were close
♧: I wish we were friends in real life
☆: I relate to a lot of the same things you go through
☮: You inspire me
☾: We should kiss maybe if you wanna that'd be great
✖: I would give you the greatest hug
ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ: Bears
I'm so lame
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity: fake-mermaid: how are we almost in june i swear we were in march 2 days ago let’s be real when did it stop being 2007
croutoncat: i wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now
doctor: are you sexually active
me: bitch i might be
me: im not
HOW TO BE A NINJA →
Exactly what the title says. Next video will be done soon, promise :) Subscribe or whatever if you like :) Hate to spam, so this will be the last time I post a link for my new video
HOW TO BE A NINJA →
Exactly what the title says. Next video will be done soon, promise :) Subscribe or whatever if you like :) SO, here it is, my next video. Spread it around if you like it, or not. Just enjoy it!
VIDEO WILL BE UPLOADED IN THE NEXT HOUR
Editing is being done today, but it could take a while!
Official done my filming for my next video, it’s a skit and about a billion times funnier than my last one :) editing will be done tomorrow
Anonymous asked: What's the link to your YouTube?
Next YouTube video should be uploaded in the next couple of days guys
jesus-san: today i learned it took a team of 11 people to write fergalicious
hitlervevo: sherwat: chrissykilljoybitchtits: inc-omparable: im-fandoomed: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you Here in Canada you can Here in England we just… scream and run Here in Scotland...
snapchatting: mary had a little bitch
alltimeangela: why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend